This list seems to be never ending. Maybe I will get the hint, that I apparently am giving myself, and stop doing the opposite of what successful bloggers do.
Most likely not.
Things Successful Bloggers Do That I Do Not Do
3. Go to Blogher.
I am going to lay into my mailman because I have been anxiously waiting for my invite and it is suspiciously missing. If I see a short guy in blue mid thigh shorts in any of PW's blogher re-caps I am gonna be ticked off.
I gotta be really honest here, I don't 'get' blogher. Seriously. I went on there and got signed up about 2 years ago and was so lost and confused. I tried to find other blogs 'like me'. Mommy. Christian. Stay at home christian mommy. Bites her nails when nervous. Eats snickers bars in stages. Can't pet a dog without washing hands immediately afterward. Likes the smell of gasoline.
You know, just an average gal.
So I tried out the 'religious' category and was attacked by a witch (her self description) and a atheist. Apparently 'religion' has many, many different definitions.
In the 'mommy' category someone was arguing that if one more person asked her when her and her husband of 9 years were going to have kids she was going to punch them in the neck.
I just can't seem to relate.
So anyway, all you blogging diva's of the world, look for me next year. I am sure my invitation won't get lost this time!