This Zucchini Banana Oat Bread is one of our favorite recipes. Bakes up perfectly every time! 
 
Let me just tell you about my day.

It all started about 5:00am when I heard my baby crying and got up to feed her.  I walked to her room in a zombie like stupor, hushing her whimpers and gently picking her up and then nursed her back to sleep. Just as I got done feeding her return her my alarm went off.  Why would I set the alarm for so early?  Because I wanted to get up and work out before my husband went to work and while I could do it without kids trying to jump all over me.  I am gonna ROCK this day!

Zucchini Oatmeal Banana Bread

Right after I got my running shoes on I heard Olivia again.  She had not gone back to sleep and was now up for the day.  As I sat and rocked her and watched the sky turn from dark grey to light grey, the dream (nightmare) from last night started to come back to me.  It was not good.  I was shaking and upset and an emotional mess. (Yes, I know it was a dream, but it almost seemed like a bad memory!  I heard that the brain cannot distinguish the difference between a dream and reality so it FELT REAL)

Husband gets up and leaves for work and it occurs to me… its FREEZING in here.  Turns out that the furnace broke and we had no heat.  In Minnesota.  It was 28 degrees last night.  So I decide to bake some bread for breakfast in the hopes that the hot oven would help warm up the house.  And me.

Around 7:00am and I start making this bread. As it bakes the kids slowly rise and make their way to the kitchen.  Eddie is immediately grumpy because he didn’t get cereal in a blue bowl as he demands EVERY SINGLE MORNING but the delicious warm bread eventually quiets him.

We start homeschooling and immediately the kids are whining.  Complaining.  Fighting me every. step. of. the. way.  I am freezing and keep trying to get the kids to put more layers on, but they don’t seem to be phased by the chill.  I offer up hot cocoa for snack time and the marshmallows are hard as a rock and somewhat stale.  I add them anyway hoping no one notices.  No one does because they spend the whole time complaining that it’s too hot.

Olivia is awake and just fusses.  And fusses.  And fusses.  (totally not her norm.  I am completely throw off by this new behavior of hers, as she is normally so happy and content and loves to nap!)  Colton refuses to do his math and sits and the table and literally sobs at how much he doesn’t want to work today.  I am rocking back and forth in the corner in the fetal position.  Guess I did end up ROCKIN today.

It’s about 11 and someone is coming over to fix the furnace.  He calls and says he will be there in 30 minutes so I quickly try to feed Olivia.  I nurse her and she actually starts to nod off (praise Jesus!) which is Eddie’s cue to storm into my room and scream “Mommy, where are you?!?!” as he looks me in the eye.  Olivia is awake.

I get word from a company (that I really wanted to impress) that a recipe I submitted has got a WRETCHED error in it and that someone complained.  I reply back to my contact with deepest of sincerest apologies and they are not impressed.  The twitch in my eye intensifies.

I have a big project in November that requires extensive research and preparation and involves large expensive video devices to be pointed at me filming my every move.  (inner voice is a constant downer lately and I am convinced that my ex-boyfriend from high school that I usually never think about and don’t even know where he lives will see it and laugh laugh laugh at HOW FAT I AM and I am mortified)  I am given the wardrobe requirements for the shoot and they say, “No red, white or black.”  No black?  SURELY YOU JEST!  You might as well tell me I can only wear an itsy bitsy bikini.

Zucchini Oatmeal Banana Bread

Try to quick feed Olivia again and realize the guy-who-shall-restore-heat is here.  She is awake and fussy.  I am twitching.  Guy-who-has-restored-heat determines that its just a faulty control panel and gets heat roaring.  Hurray!  Guy-who-restored-heat tells me that in spite of how my children behave he still wants to have kids someday.

I try to prepare for dinner and defrost some beef in the microwave.  It dies.  My microwave is dead.  My brand new state of the art microwave is dead.  I wish I could crawl into it.  Olivia is still awake.

Get an email that I have an assignment due tomorrow that I forgot about.

I can hear kids screaming at each other and banging doors and walls.  They are playing “store” and selling each other stuff that they already own and it sounds like Colton just shorted Audrey some of her change.  I think she threatened to cut him.  I blame Spongebob.

Important Tip! Do not fully drain your zucchini. I place all the zucchini on a double layer of paper towel and gently squeeze out excess. If your paper towel breaks you are pressing too hard! You want the zucchini to release some of it’s liquid while baking… this is what makes this bread so amazingly moist!

See that there is yet another BIG FABULOUS ALL EXPENSE PAID WITH UNREAL SWAG BLOGGER EVENT that I was not invited too.  Its ok, its cool.  These things happen right?  I am sure they know that I have a baby and that I homeschool and were just being considerate of my circumstances.  That, or EVERYONE JUST HATES ME AND OBVIOUSLY I NEED TO QUIT BLOGGING FOREVER AND EAT MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF COOKIE DOUGH RAW EVEN THOUGH THAT IS NOT RECOMMENDED.

Text husband that he has to bring home dinner.  He gets home and gets it ready and the family eats.  I cant eat anymore because apparently I ate an entire pan of this bread today.  So I go walk/run sporadically while Biggest Loser is on trying to see what workout they are doing and copy them.   This is effective as they literally show one move for 4 seconds then move on which is about how long I wanted to work out anyway.

Can hear Olivia screaming.  Its time.  She needs to sleep now or I think I may develop a permanent twitch in my eye.

She is out within seconds.  Exhausted.  Now peaceful.  Her little body relaxes and she cuddles closer to me.  I am jealous of a baby.

Moral of story.  On craptastic days make sure you make yummy cake-like bread that has a vegetable in it so you can pretend you actually ate healthy and that there isn’t dishes piled sky high and laundry mounds in corners of every room.

The end.

Zucchini Oatmeal Banana Breadp.s.  I hope this post made you giggle at least once.

Zucchini Oatmeal Banana Bread
4.84 from 6 votes

zucchini banana oat bread

Prep Time 10 minutes
Cook Time 45 minutes
Total Time 55 minutes
Seriously beyond delicious!

Ingredients

  • cups all-purpose flour
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1 teaspoon baking powder
  • ½ teaspoon salt
  • 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
  • 1 cup oats
  • 1 cup granulated sugar
  • 2 large eggs
  • 1 cup canola oil
  • 2 teaspoons vanilla
  • 2 ripe bananas, mashed
  • 3 cups shredded zucchini

Instructions

  • Heat oven to 350°F and prepare loaf pans. (I used three small loaf pans.)
  • In large bowl add flour, baking soda, baking powder, salt, cinnamon, and oats. Stir together.
  • In a smaller bowl combine sugar, eggs, oil, vanilla, and mashed banana. Pour sugar mixture into the flour mixture and stir by hand. Add in zucchini and mix until well incorporated.
  • Bake for 35-45 minutes or until bread pulls away from sides of pan and an inserted toothpick is removed clean.

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Reader Comments

  1. aw man that sucks. If you need any help with the research just give me a holler! Miss you! And I hope today is MUCH better 🙂

  2. Well, the bread looks FABULOUS!!! I think bread of any kind soothes the soul.

    Now, can we talk about “involves large expensive video devices to be pointed at me filming my every move?” 🙂

      1. I don’t think I’ve ever had a blog post quoted so you both just made my day 🙂
        Hang in there mama! My sister and I always say is that if it doesn’t get better at least you probably will survive. I guess I am all about lowering the bar 🙂

  3. Truly love your blog. And can completely relate to days like that. You wonder why you even get up in the morning. The day will be better. Good luck. Keep chanting to yourself ‘today will be great!’

  4. I giggled A LOT. This: They are playing “store” and selling each other stuff that they already own and it sounds like Colton just shorted Audrey some of her change. Hehehe. I’m glad your heat is back, good luck with microwave and insane deadlines! You. Are. Fabulous. xoxoxoxoxo

  5. I love your blog. I’ve said it before but seriously, I do! You are such an inspiration! I don’t know how you do it all!

    The bread looks scrumptious! I’m gathering the ingredients now to make it. Glad your heat is back and sorry about the microwave!!

  6. Amanda~

    I actually laughed out loud reading this! Funny for me, not for you I’m sure!

    How anyone with 5 young children, taking care of a house and her family, homeschooling her children, keeping up wit h one of my favorite blogs, baking absolutely stunning desserts, could possibly have 5 minutes to herself, let alone 5 minutes to exercise, is beyond comprehension. There’s not enough hours in the day and I have no clue how you do what you do.

    Mary Kay

  7. Ok, this is literally one of the best posts I’ve ever read? Why? Because you are vulnerable, REAL, and hilarious! Oh my word….. Your craptastic day just brought a smile to my heart. Thank you for sharing this. All moms NEED to be reminded that we all have days like this. As a mom of kids who are now in middle school, I can tell you that all those older women are right when they say it goes by so quickly…. problem is ~ days like this remind us that’s the only way we survive motherhood sometimes. 🙂 You are a wonderful writer! PS ~ I have started and stopped blogging several times bc of my comparison to other blogs, or not feeing as successful. I LOVE that you were even real about feeling left out about the blogger event. Great post! Hoping today is a better day!!!!

  8. Oh man, I’ve had those days. You have a good sense of humor at least, love the post. And I’m sure tomorrow will be a better day – if not make more bread 🙂

    ps do not stop blogging or theres no hope for the rest of us!!

  9. I’m DYING! You make horrific days sound funny but it’s probably only funny because I can 100% relate. When it rains it pours. And I swear kids always know when to be their most obnoxious.

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