Not Me Monday

When you have a gassy baby, sometimes the best thing to do it cut dairy out of your diet.  Infants have a hard time digesting dairy products.  I would never complain about this.  Surely my childs comfort is more important then wether or not I get a cup of milk or not.  Even though I love milk. 

I did not let my husband emptry the dishwasher approximately 72 times this week because he never complains about it and just does it to help me out and be a sweety.  I would never take advantage of him like that.

I did not buy a 32 oz can of cashews and secretly plan on eating the whole thing by myself and not share a single one.  Me?  Selfish?  Not a chance.

I would never walk around my house braless ALL week long.  I would never sit and munch on (dairy free) tootsie rolls.  And I would NEVER consider putting some under my boob to warm them up cause they are easier to eat when they are all soft and gooey.  Because that is sick and gross and my boobs are not saggy after having breast fed three kids.  That did not happen.

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Reader Comments

  1. Those were hysterical. I love the last one bout the tootsie under the boob…atleast you didnt sit on them. lol

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