Hi! Remember me? I used to make cookies?

Since I have gotten tonz* of emails asking if I still make cookies I thought I had better show some.

*Tonz meaning zero.


These were for Miss Amanda, who happened to have won a dozen free cookies on my blog some time ago, and decided it was time to cash in!

She is, today I believe, giving birth to a beautiful baby boy they have named Jeremiah. Congrats girl!!!

(Cause I am sure she is reading my blog right about now. Snort.)


I went for very classic, simple design, with basic boy colors.

Nothing to crazy for these sweet folks.


I hope they like them! Cant wait to see pictures of that new precious miracle!

But wait. Remember when I said, "Nothing to crazy…"

I lied.

I made this cookie…


… and realized that I literally lost my mind. Can you imagine ordering sweet new baby cookies and receiving this hot mess?!?!?!!??? I did NOT send her these. That green color reminds me on vomit and the "spit happens"? Well thats just classy with acapitolK. Uuummmmm… spit up on a cookie… yummy.

Oh well. Hope she likes the real cookies. 🙂


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Meet Amanda Rettke

Amanda Rettke is the creator of I Am Baker, and the bestselling author of Surprise Inside Cakes: Amazing Cakes for Every Occasion – With a Little Something Extra Inside.Over the course of her 15+ year blogging adventure, she has been featured in and collaborated with the Food Network, New York Times, LA Times, Country Living Magazine, People Magazine, Epicurious, Brides, Romantic Homes, life:beautiful, Publishers Weekly, The Daily Mail, Star Tribune, The Globe and Mail, DailyCandy, YumSugar, The Knot, The Kitchn, and Parade, to name a few.

Reader Comments

  1. LOL Love the Spit Happens cookies, my daughter had a bib that said that (16 yrs ago… what?) All of the cookies turned out great. I love the footprints!

  2. Your cookies are absolutely gorgeous and adorable at the same time! And if you don’t have takers for “spit happens,” please send them my way. You should turn that into a baby bib design. Hilarious!
    Hazel @ TastyPursuits.com

  3. Almost as cute as the baby to come. And yes spit happens. Also poopoo happens. Thanks for not putting that on a cookie.

  4. I agree with everyone else..spit happens is just too funny. You rock…unfortunately I cannot draw a rock out hand. I’ll leave that to you. Hope you’re feeling better.

  5. I will be planning a baby shower shortly for my sister-in-law and these would make wonderful favors! I love them! 🙂

  6. Amanda these cookies are adorable! The “spit happens” is freaking hilarious! Great designs 🙂 xo

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