Lets Face It. I am Weird.

filed under: I Am Mommy on October 9, 2012

I don’t like the movie You’ve Got Mail.  Every single time I watch it I think, “Why didn’t he just buy her shop with his gazillions of dollars???  Her shop was so cute!”

I cannot watch commercial’s.  People rue the day they let me near the remote.  Commercials are simply the time I catch up with the other show I was watching on a different channel.

I still say rue the day.

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I have no aversion to popcorn ceilings.  Or ceiling fans.  Which basically means every designer on HGTV hates me.

Every time I read a new “ABC” alphabet book to my kids, right around the letter “M” I start to get massive anxiety about what they will do for “X”.

It sorta drives me a little bonkers when people eat string cheese, but not in strings.

I cringe every time I watch someone lick an envelope.  I am sure they are seconds away from the excruciating pain of a tongue paper cut and it terrifies me.

Whenever I write out recipes and I abbreviate baking soda I giggle to myself.  Why yes, I will have 1 teaspoon of BS thank you very much!

As far as my palette is concerned, Skor bars and Heath bars are basically the same thing.

I feel as if my day is spent hearing random loud thuds followed by a few tense seconds wondering if someone will start crying.

Its pretty much the awesomest day ever if I can answer one question right on Jeopardy.

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  • Andrea Merrigan says:

    Great post. I can relate to so many of those, especially the cheese. Drives me crazy to see people eat string cheese wrong:)

  • Audrey Brown says:

    So many accents! I am a speech pathologist and love listening to and thinking about accents (it’s all in the tongue position, ladies and gents!). My pet peeve is misplaced/misused apostrophes – in these days of texting, our language is going out the window. Edit, edit, and edit! 🙂 I am a very nice person and a personal chef/foodie/foodaholic, and I believe string cheese is just WRONG! How’s that for opinionated!! 🙂 Love your site and insight.

  • Willyn says:

    I knew someone who eat string cheese like that, and it kinda pissed me off too .. and I love the British and Australian accents, they seemed like music to my ears, and I don’t care about their difference..lol

  • Delishhh says:

    Hilarious – i can relate – except string cheese – somehow string cheese grosses me out!! Cheese is not supposed to be stringy. . .

  • AJ says:

    Eating it chunks takes all the fun out. It’s one food you are SUPPOSED to play with!

  • Natalia says:

    haahha. the string cheese thing, i can totally relate! my boyfriend always ate it in a hurry the wrong way, until one day I said here let me show you and I taught him how to eat it. he was amazed and swore it tasted to much better that way! lol

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